Google Tag FTW

tagged by mr zamzam alakazam

Rule:
Go to Google and search the phrase.
Please include the double quotation marks “...”
Tag friends. Please use your REAL 1st name.
Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.

Q: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search: “Raymond needs”
A: "Raymond needs you." aww

Q: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search: “Raymond looks like”
A: "Raymond looks like the man I ran over; he is muscular and blond." i am neither

Q: Type in “[your name] says” in Google search: “Raymond says”
A: "Eric Raymond says he's just about had it with Microsoft - The INQUIRER." you said it

Q: Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search: “Raymond wants”
A: "Raymond Wants A Juliet - Nairaland" damn straight!

Q: Type in “[your name] does” in Google search: “Raymond does”
A: "Raymond does the zaza" wats a zaza??!!

Q: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search: “Raymond hates”
A: "Raymond hates the sea and aeroplanes." impossible, i love both of them

Q: Type in “[your name] asks” in Google search: “Raymond asks”
A: "Raymond asks locals to march for education" yeah, thats more like it!

Q: Type in “[your name] goes” in Google search: “Raymond goes”
A: "Raymond goes back to basics" as always

Q: Type in “[your name] likes ” in Google search: “Raymond likes”
A: "Raymond Likes A Plump Wife" he** nooooo!!!

Q: Type in “[your name] eats ” in Google search: “Raymond eats”
A: "Raymond eats shit on his skate!" err, doesn't sound very appealing..euwww

Q: Type in “[your name] wears ” in Google search: “Raymond wears”
A: "Raymond wears a hawaiian shirt and baseball cap and pretends to be Magnum, PI" yeaa!

Q: Type in “[your name] was arrested for” in Google Search: “Raymond was arrested for”
A: "Raymond was arrested for unlawful possession of alcohol and facilitating an underage drug/alcohol house party." yeax222!!