he/she/them/they/it/makhluk: jim bang jim bang / pepokpepokpepok / $^%$#^#$$**
mua: "..."
he/she/them/they/it/makhluk: JIM BANG JIM BANG / PEPOKPEPOKPEPOK / $^%$^*$*$
mua: "..."
selang beberapa masa yang tak dispesifikasi...
mua: {mutter} ....."bankai"
gashin! ton...
he/she/them/they/it/makhluk: " "
whaa...alangkah bahagia ny ^_^
Friday, August 29, 2008
Thursday, August 28, 2008
kata kata bernas
"Finish each day and be done with it.
You have done what you could.
Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in;
forget them as soon as you can.
Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely
and with too high a spirit to be cumbered
with your old nonsense."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
You have done what you could.
Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in;
forget them as soon as you can.
Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely
and with too high a spirit to be cumbered
with your old nonsense."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
jokes i dug up... (3)
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom saw an envelope propped up prominently on the bed.
The letter read:
Dear Mum, I eloped with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and dad.
John is the love of my life.
I love all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and motorcycle clothes.
By the way, I'm pregnant.
John said that we will be very happy together.
He wants to have many more children with me.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for Aids so John can get better.
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
One day we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it's safe for me to come home.
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Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree.
Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.
"Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell."
The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings," With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared.
The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared, too.
The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?"
The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right."
"Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole." And the idiot went to Heaven.
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One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had an executive make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," said the woman.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in." "Actually, I think I've made up my mind...I prefer to stay in Heaven," said the woman. "Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down to hell.
The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all of her friends and they were all dressed in fine evening wear and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved good-bye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went back up to the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter.
"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said.
So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. "So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity," he said.
The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell." So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went back to Hell.
When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. "I don't understand," stammered the woman,"yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."
The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you. Today you're staff."
The letter read:
Dear Mum, I eloped with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and dad.
John is the love of my life.
I love all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and motorcycle clothes.
By the way, I'm pregnant.
John said that we will be very happy together.
He wants to have many more children with me.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for Aids so John can get better.
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
One day we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it's safe for me to come home.
-----------------------------------
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree.
Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.
"Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell."
The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings," With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared.
The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared, too.
The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?"
The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right."
"Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole." And the idiot went to Heaven.
-----------------------------------
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had an executive make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," said the woman.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in." "Actually, I think I've made up my mind...I prefer to stay in Heaven," said the woman. "Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down to hell.
The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all of her friends and they were all dressed in fine evening wear and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved good-bye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went back up to the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter.
"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said.
So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. "So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity," he said.
The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell." So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went back to Hell.
When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. "I don't understand," stammered the woman,"yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."
The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you. Today you're staff."
Monday, August 18, 2008
weekend movie roundup
1) Mirrors
intriguing first half , but lost it half way through. they turned what could have been an interesting contest of wills between the hero & demon into a fistfight; PLUS including the obigatory hollywood explosion. what a disappointment, which the twist ending nonetheless sadly failed to save. 2.5/5
2) Wall-e
no one else but Pixar could have made us root for, and emphatically make us believe that two robots could fall in love. as much a cautionary tale as am electronic love story, this film works on many levels as only a Disney/Pixar collaboration can successfully pull off.
the ending conveniently left off what will happen to the original space-service droids + wall-e once humankind returns to rebuilding human civilization once again; as the ever-evolving technologically adept man develops newer and advanced models, what becomes of the older, redundant but still sentient droids?
as the master computer Auto did, would they not want to continue to live on instead of willfully powering down to 'serve' mankind better? ah, shades of The Second Renaissance ;) 4.5/5
3) Star Wars: The Clone Wars
fun, action-packed story but it won't advance the Star Wars storyline much (make that at all). basically an extended, cgi-fied tv episode, this'll make star wars fans swoon, give ordinary cinemagoers one half-hour plus of mindless entertainment & nothing much else. the only reason i watched it was to see more footage of the clone troopers & the walkers (my fav part in the star wars universe) in action. 3/5
intriguing first half , but lost it half way through. they turned what could have been an interesting contest of wills between the hero & demon into a fistfight; PLUS including the obigatory hollywood explosion. what a disappointment, which the twist ending nonetheless sadly failed to save. 2.5/5
2) Wall-e
no one else but Pixar could have made us root for, and emphatically make us believe that two robots could fall in love. as much a cautionary tale as am electronic love story, this film works on many levels as only a Disney/Pixar collaboration can successfully pull off.
the ending conveniently left off what will happen to the original space-service droids + wall-e once humankind returns to rebuilding human civilization once again; as the ever-evolving technologically adept man develops newer and advanced models, what becomes of the older, redundant but still sentient droids?
as the master computer Auto did, would they not want to continue to live on instead of willfully powering down to 'serve' mankind better? ah, shades of The Second Renaissance ;) 4.5/5
3) Star Wars: The Clone Wars
fun, action-packed story but it won't advance the Star Wars storyline much (make that at all). basically an extended, cgi-fied tv episode, this'll make star wars fans swoon, give ordinary cinemagoers one half-hour plus of mindless entertainment & nothing much else. the only reason i watched it was to see more footage of the clone troopers & the walkers (my fav part in the star wars universe) in action. 3/5
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Bali in photos
kung-fu fighting at GWK monument
white water rafting on the Ayung River
monkeying around
cold & freezing our a** off
raiders of the lost ark...not! abandoned resorton the other side of Lake Bratan, Bedugul
ginormous komodo dragons contemplatinglunch at Monkey Forest, Ubud
me terrified of the humongous Garuda-zilla
fishing for Jaws off Lovina beach
Tanah Lot
me 'surfing' ^_^
Kuta beach
Ronnie surfing Wednesday, August 6, 2008
jokes i dug up... (2)
On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's rest-room, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch!
Each button was identified by letters WW, WA, PP, and a red one labelled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist.
He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought.
Men's rest-rooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button.
Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button.
A large! Powder Puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure.
The ladies rest-room was more than just a rest-room, it is a tender and loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
The Next thing he knew he was in a hospital, as soon as he opened his eyes. A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face.
"What happened?" he exclaimed.
"You pushed one too many buttons,"replied the nurse. "The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover.
Your dick is under your pillow."
Men Never Listen.......
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JOKE NO 2
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding…
Older Woman : Is there a problem, Officer ?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Older Woman:Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please ?
Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one ?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers
please.
Older Woman: I can’t do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer:You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up.Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car.A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2:Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2:One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding too.
Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch!
Each button was identified by letters WW, WA, PP, and a red one labelled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist.
He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought.
Men's rest-rooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button.
Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button.
A large! Powder Puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure.
The ladies rest-room was more than just a rest-room, it is a tender and loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
The Next thing he knew he was in a hospital, as soon as he opened his eyes. A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face.
"What happened?" he exclaimed.
"You pushed one too many buttons,"replied the nurse. "The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover.
Your dick is under your pillow."
Men Never Listen.......
-------------------------------
JOKE NO 2
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding…
Older Woman : Is there a problem, Officer ?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Older Woman:Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please ?
Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one ?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers
please.
Older Woman: I can’t do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer:You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up.Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car.A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2:Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2:One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding too.
Friday, August 1, 2008
Bali Travelogue
came back from Bali, island of the gods. was there from the 18th till the 26th of july.
9 blissful (sort of) days of road-tripping, eating, sightseeing & the occasional shopping spree. wanted to buy more but was operating on a severely restricted budget which unfortunately ran out 2/3's of the way, so i resorted to IOUs from sis & her husband.
PROs:
• A-mazing sights. Bali truly offers tonnes of things to see & do. with a bigger budget, one can do nearly everything. where else can you find one island - beaches (white & black sand), multiple highland(!) lakes, beautiful cliff views (Uluwatu & Tanah Lot), mountains, monuments. u name it, they (likely) have it.
• Best budget travel destination; your RM will travel far here. plan well & you will be amply rewarded. renting a car & going on a roadtrip is most recommended, as you can experience more & travel more freely as opposed to highly structured tours.
• Excellent photographic opportunities abound. looking at a picture really isn't the same as being there. Bali has to be experienced to be memorable.
• Kecak fire dance at clifftop amphitheatre, Uluwatu. Gorgeous backdrop, incredible dance (if a little modernized)
• white water rafting at Ayung river, via Sobek.
CONS:
• songeh-ness from a certain someone who very nearly spoiled everything for me.
• persistent hawkers who dont know how to take ONE no for an answer.
• sleep would have been blissful if it wasn't for the persistent snoring of someone, ensuring that nights were frequently noisy, sleep-less affairs.
pics will be uploaded later, when i get my hands on d digicam shots from mum's & sis' cameras in 1 weeks time. am flyin back to attend my cuz's wedding during the weekend.
9 blissful (sort of) days of road-tripping, eating, sightseeing & the occasional shopping spree. wanted to buy more but was operating on a severely restricted budget which unfortunately ran out 2/3's of the way, so i resorted to IOUs from sis & her husband.
PROs:
• A-mazing sights. Bali truly offers tonnes of things to see & do. with a bigger budget, one can do nearly everything. where else can you find one island - beaches (white & black sand), multiple highland(!) lakes, beautiful cliff views (Uluwatu & Tanah Lot), mountains, monuments. u name it, they (likely) have it.
• Best budget travel destination; your RM will travel far here. plan well & you will be amply rewarded. renting a car & going on a roadtrip is most recommended, as you can experience more & travel more freely as opposed to highly structured tours.
• Excellent photographic opportunities abound. looking at a picture really isn't the same as being there. Bali has to be experienced to be memorable.
• Kecak fire dance at clifftop amphitheatre, Uluwatu. Gorgeous backdrop, incredible dance (if a little modernized)
• white water rafting at Ayung river, via Sobek.
CONS:
• songeh-ness from a certain someone who very nearly spoiled everything for me.
• persistent hawkers who dont know how to take ONE no for an answer.
• sleep would have been blissful if it wasn't for the persistent snoring of someone, ensuring that nights were frequently noisy, sleep-less affairs.
pics will be uploaded later, when i get my hands on d digicam shots from mum's & sis' cameras in 1 weeks time. am flyin back to attend my cuz's wedding during the weekend.
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